She’s had this pillow since she was 5 weeks old, when she was small enough to sleep on it. 

I love it when she uses it like a human.

She’s had this pillow since she was 5 weeks old, when she was small enough to sleep on it.

I love it when she uses it like a human.

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Bradley,

Your sister asked me to be Piper’s godmother. With tears in my eyes and you in my heart, I gratefully accepted.

We love you.

Well so here’s the thing.

I started watching Hemlock Grove on Netflix like a month ago and only made it two and a half episodes in. The acting… Well, ok not all of the acting but A LOT of the acting is pretty terrible. Let’s pick one accent and stick with it, people (I’m looking at you, Famke Janssen).

Buuuut I started watching again today and ugh. I’m addicted to the story. It’s not, by any means, a great show. Most of the acting is eh, the story tends to have a bit too much going on at once, and the sexual tension is a little over done.

But alas. I’m hooked.

This is lost girl all over again.

(Except I was hooked on that from the start.)

(Source: mouzeron, via twirlyeleven)

niwandajones:

booksofoitnb:

As pointed out to me on Twitter… the law books are OUT OF ORDER 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

nonononono

No joke : every time the law volumes are visible, Keith asks me to pause it so he can see which ones they are. And we have some of those on our own shelves.

(via bookporn)

When Keith is already in bed trying to sleep and I’m not tired at all.

When Keith is already in bed trying to sleep and I’m not tired at all.

(via yolesoteldo)

Srsly Bug you need 2 chill.

Srsly Bug you need 2 chill.

Today I…

Didn’t have to work my afternoon run, so I was out of (and done with - I normally have to go back about 1:45-4:30) work by 9:45.

I’ve been able to :

-drop off my time sheets (because getting paid is boss)
-eat breakast (because toast)
-pick my niece up at “camp”
-go out to lunch with her, my dad, and my brother
-grocery shop (with an almost five year old in tow who was VERY patient thank The Lord)
-give my ratty, smelly pup a bath


And now I’m lounging out by the pool while Kendall swims.


I wish every day was like this.